I want to tell you about the crazy stories I’ve gone through while driving for Lyft and Uber.
The stay at home order has me driving more in order to cover my bills and to pay for all of the non-sense items I buy.
I started driving back in December and usually part time on the weekends. I’m not full time, but holy crap have I been in the wildest situations I’d never thought if be in.
I’m mainly drive around Los Angeles, so all the experiences you will soon read are from this area.
Here’s a list of some from the top of my head:
Passenger at 5am jumps out of bushes and does a full wardrobe in the backseat while heading to work.
Lady applies 3 large squirts of hand sanitizer within a 1 mile trip. Jumped out the car so fast when I stopped.
Chick doesn’t want me to drop her off at her pinned location. I follow her directions and go into circles before asking her to get out. She doesn’t.
Polo Gee falls asleep in my car and I couldn’t wake him up. Dropped him off half awake in the middle of the night.
Teenage moms kid kept asking if I was her daddy.
Wore the wrong colors and picked up someone at a liquor store. I was confronted and had to bribe my way out of the situation.
Dropped off a dog 30 minutes away to a grooming establishment. He kept licking my elbow.
Since I get multiple crazies every time I’ll drive, I’ll try to post my stories as many as possible.
Years from now, I may regret this 👀