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Month: May 2020

How to find new Cannabis Products?

By working for the man.

Doing research about the product.

and trusting brands you’ve probably heard of.

Its hard to find new Cannabis products. Im tired of the same catalog of vapes and edibles.

Not a fan of flower (against popular opinion)

Not interested in disturbing others (with smell)

Not really interested in experimenting without proper guidance. Or a “smoke buddy” as us hipsters call it.

But when I see something I like

and I can trust it won’t make me:

trip out,

knock out,

or genuinely spaz out,

I’ll go ahead and try it out.

Here’s a marijuana delivery service that I recommend for the best THC products in the game. Grassdoor.

They are expensive.

Use this referral link to get 25% off your first 2 orders.

The island chill pre-rolls look like tampons. You’ve been warned.

Pro tip:

Sativa makes you creative, goofy, and social. Gives me headaches.

Indica chills you the f* out. Relaxes the muscles and makes you sleepy. Also makes me lazy.

Awkward Pickup from Planned Parenthood

Picked up a young college girl from planned parenthood today.

Short ride. Maybe 10 minutes (2 miles)

She was on the phone with one of her girlfriends.

Basically, I eavesdropped on the entire conversation.

Something about yeast infection, good bacteria, Pap smears, and her current relationship. Very awkward because I’m not normally exposed to this stuff.

She then explained how she can do better than the guy she’s seeing and that he needs more self confidence in himself. Safe to say she had a big ego and big problems.

Dropped her off and found myself temporarily scared of the opposite sex.

The Real MVP

The real MVP goes to the recent passenger who hooked me up with spray on hand sanitizer. Actually, it may have been alcohol.

Either way, she was rambling on about how “safe” she was and boating about how she applies alcohol and sanitizer to her hands (and gloves) multiple times during the day. I told her I do the same, but the alcohol I have really drys out my hands.

Out of the kindness of her heart, she gifted me a bottle of spray on sanitizer. It had a mix with glycerin to make your hands feel soft (or something like that). She says she was a housekeeper and makes it herself.

Shout out to this lady helping me out.

*as a side note, Sushi (my car’s name) showed me he has an advanced safety braking system. While on the 101 I was stuck in stop and go traffic and found myself in a situation where I was going to fast to stop. I had a 100% chance of rear ending the vehicle in front of me. I slammed on my brakes as hard as I could but it wasn’t enough…however Sushi’s safety’s brakes kicked in and stopped the hell out of my car. I somehow escaped financial ruin thanks to an automated system.

Maybe that’s why this lady gifted me the sanitizer. She still the MVP for that.

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